Turn heads in the paddock with this bold “Brakes Are For Pussies” tee – a classic inside joke every track rider understands. Perfect for chilling in the pits or flexing after a hot lap, it’s the kind of shirt that gets a laugh every time.
These shirts aren’t just clothing – they’re a statement for riders and racers who live the track life. Bold, funny, and instantly recognizable in the paddock, each design is made to spark a laugh and connect with fellow speed junkies. Crafted from soft, breathable cotton, they’re comfortable enough for all-day wear – whether you’re trackside, in the garage, or hanging out with the crew.
Product features:
Side seams for enhanced shape retention and support
Ribbed knit collar that maintains its elasticity
Shoulder tape to stabilize seams and prevent stretching
Soft, breathable fabric made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
Ethically manufactured in humane, sustainable conditions with a focus on fair labor practices
Care instructions:
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Tumble dry: low heat
Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
Do not dryclean
Paddock Life Note: These are true paddock shirts – simple, durable, and not to be treated like fashion pieces. Don’t worry if they get oily, dusty, or brake-dust covered – that’s their natural environment. And when they’ve had their last ride, they’ll still serve you well as the perfect garage rag. Wear it, ride it, stain it – that’s part of the game.
